Wednesday, January 10, 2007
The Big Apple
Apple have announced their new multi-function media device, the iSore. 'It's enormous,' shouted Apple boss Steve Jobs to a packed conference, actually held inside the iSore. 'We were so sick of getting smaller and smaller we decided to try something new. The iPod shuffle was ridiculous. You could hardly see it. Now we've gone the other way.' Walking through the iSore, Jobs showed off areas for storage, such as a six metre high, shelved cupboard for your existing vinyl collection and a stack of transparent filing cabinets for paper documents. Through a pair of translucent sliding doors were extendable racks from which to hang photographs, illuminated by sixty high-energy light bulbs. But for the expectant crowd, Mr. Jobs saved the best for last - a bank of two hundred television sets which, explained Mr. Jobs, 'You can control from this one remote, the size of full-sized snooker table.'
# posted by mark @ 7:34 pm 
