Wednesday, January 03, 2007

 

End of Universe Halted

The end of the Universe was narrowly averted tonight as Jade Goody was shot seconds before entering the Celebrity Big Brother house. Jade, who became famous after appearing on Big Brother 3, was fatally wounded by lone gunman, scientist Eric Erikson. Asked what motivated the attack, Erikson explained, 'If Jade, who became a celebrity after being on a reality TV show, had entered another reality TV show as a celebrity it would have caused an unreality paradox and the end of all life as we know it.' It is still expected the animated corpse of Jade will enter the Big Brother house on Friday, along with James Brown.

# posted by mark @ 10:08 pm
Comments:
Very entertaining Mark. Where do you find the time? Keep it up.
Cheers
Tim (Madrid)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:05 pm
 
Was that the same Eric Erikson who used to be in the band 'Steppenwolf'?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:58 pm
 
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