Thursday, January 11, 2007
More Milk Malady
The world of milk was thrown into more confusion today as it emerged that a cow's mother was in fact a clone of it's own offspring. Confused scientists spent the day figuring out if the baby clone was any different to normal un-cloned cows. 'They all look the same to us,' said one scientist. Another was even less convinced. 'I'm surprised anyone could tell. I mean, look. It's a cow.' Representatives from the Tea Marketing Board have been meeting with the cow to assess whether its milk affected the beneficial aspects of drinking tea.