Monday, March 12, 2007
Green Giants
Gordon Brown and David Cameron went head to head today in a fight over who was the most greenest. Arriving in a solar-powered wind cycle, Brown, wearing a tunic of leaves and moss, struck first with a slap of CO2 counter-emission initiatives. Cameron, driving a mud-powered car made from recycled toilet roles and wearing dirt, fought back with a fart tax on fat people. Not to be outdone, Gordon Brown then announced a series of measures designed to eliminate fossil fuels from the planet by 2010 and replace them with candy. In response, Cameron promised that under a Conservative government all feet would be made compulsory for walking on and that aeroplanes should be made from compost. The two men then continued with a bare-knuckle fight that has yet to finish.
Labels: Davide Cameon, emisson, fight, Gordon Brown, green, potartoes, potatoes
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