Sunday, March 04, 2007
News Round-Up
Thousands of motorists were left stranded as a contaminated supply of petrol caused engines to stop in a precursor to some kind of Domesday scenario. The petrol, which cannot be named for legal reasons, somehow found its way into the supply of Tesco supermarkets that created panic amongst shoppers and garages who struggled to keep up with the demand of spare car parts. 'It's like the end of the world,' said one garage owner whilst another likened the situation as 'worse than Revelations'.
Thousands of computer users were left helpless as their internet connections were disrupted by the new Microsoft Windows Vista operating system. According to an industry expert, ISP's were unable to upgrade their software in time for the OS release. 'It's like some kind of apocalyptic end-of-the-world scenario,' he said.
A tornado ripped through Alabama, killing 20 people and creating millions of dollars worth of damage. 'It's like some kind of 'we're all going to die' type of disaster in which everyone suffers but human spirit somehow wins though' said a local resident.
Thousands of computer users were left helpless as their internet connections were disrupted by the new Microsoft Windows Vista operating system. According to an industry expert, ISP's were unable to upgrade their software in time for the OS release. 'It's like some kind of apocalyptic end-of-the-world scenario,' he said.
A tornado ripped through Alabama, killing 20 people and creating millions of dollars worth of damage. 'It's like some kind of 'we're all going to die' type of disaster in which everyone suffers but human spirit somehow wins though' said a local resident.
Labels: apocalypse, car parts, internet, petrol, revelations, Tesco
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