Thursday, April 19, 2007
No More Wild Horses
The Rolling Stones are to be put down in a bid to end further suffering to themselves and others. The band, who have been touring the world with a mixture of old rock tunes and ketamine, were considered too old for stud and vets felt there was no alternative but a painless injection. 'It's a shame,' said a senior vet, 'but I think the Stones have run their course, although I'm not sure we'll be able to find any good tissue on them to inject.'
Labels: defunct, horse tranquilser, old, Rolling Stones
# posted by mark @ 9:21 pm 
