Thursday, June 28, 2007
Brown Brings Bad Bonanza
Gordon Brown's tenure as Prime Minister got off to a bad start today as Tim Henman lost out at Wimbledon and the Spice Girls announced a reunion tour. England are expected to lose the first Twenty20 International against the West Indies later and heavy rain is forecast for the weekend prompting fear of more floods.
Labels: cricket, Gordon Brown, Henman, lose, rain, Spice Girls
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Duckin' Hell!
The England Cricket team made cricketing history by missing every ball in all 50 overs before being knocked out of the Cricket World Cup. England, who were all out for 0 denied their high living lifestyle of champagne, rich food, recreational drugs and high class escorts was to blame. South Africa in reply reached 2653 for 1.
Labels: cricket, England, rubbish
