Thursday, February 22, 2007
Eubank Cleans Up Government
Well dressed comedy boxer Chris Eubank has been arrested in Westminster after protesting against news that his son, Prince Harry, is being sent to Iraq to be shot. Eubank, who invented the pushable cleaning aid, drove a tank over the Houses of Parliament before shooting a 'peace missile' at Big Ben. He was ordered to pay six million pounds to repair the clock and a thirty pound parking fine.
Labels: Chris Eubank, household chore, iraq, Prince Harry
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