Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Indecent Budget Proposal
Chancellor Gordon Brown has shocked Westminster by announcing in his last budget before becoming Prime Minister that he is to legalise cannabis and hardcore pornography to pay for tax cuts and public spending. It's estimated that 10 billion pounds could be raised by the proposals. Tory leader David Cameron was left speechless as MPs rushed to buy grumble mags and roll-ups from the newsagents round the corner.
Labels: budget, cannabis, corner shop, Gordon Brown, money, porn