Monday, May 14, 2007
Search for Kudos Continues
The reward for return of missing toddler Madeleine McCann has now 65 million pounds as celebrities from all over the UK donate money for fear of being left off the list of supporters. Richard Fairbrass, Arthur Lunn and Clive Sinclair have had their names added to the 265 celebrities already sponsoring the search for Madeleine. Donations from Jade Goody have been refused.
Labels: celebrity, jade, kudos, Madeleine McCann, money
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Indecent Budget Proposal
Chancellor Gordon Brown has shocked Westminster by announcing in his last budget before becoming Prime Minister that he is to legalise cannabis and hardcore pornography to pay for tax cuts and public spending. It's estimated that 10 billion pounds could be raised by the proposals. Tory leader David Cameron was left speechless as MPs rushed to buy grumble mags and roll-ups from the newsagents round the corner.
Labels: budget, cannabis, corner shop, Gordon Brown, money, porn
Monday, March 05, 2007
Premium Pounds Pound Public
ITV viewers are being asked to vote as to which premium phone line competition they want saved from cancellation by a forthcoming Ofcom investigation. Dancing on Ice, ITV Play, This Morning, Loose Women and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire will all face the public vote after complaints that viewers were being conned out of thousands of pounds on premium-rate phone-ins. ITV are expected to make over ten million pounds from the vote. Phone lines close Tuesday at 8.00pm.
Labels: con, ITV, money, public, votes
