Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Prince Primed for Peace
News that Prince Harry is to be fired into Iraq has caused controversy within the military and media as well as causing widespread panic in the Middle East. The missile, whose warhead has been specially designed to encase the third-in-line-to-the-throne-soldier, will be deployed over Basra in an attempt to disrupt insurgency activity long enough for ground troops to erect a memorial to the Prince's mother, Princess Diana, in an effort to bring peace and stability to the region. No one was available for comment.
Labels: iraq, peace, Prince Harry, statue, warhead