Friday, June 29, 2007
Bad Brown Bombs
Further disruptions delayed Gordon Brown's attempts to start a government and threatened to derail the constitution. A car bomb in London, the first postal strike for eleven years and Lily Allen questioned by police over an alleged assault all mar the second day of Mr.Brown's time as Prime Minister. It is believed bad news will continue for the foreseeable future.
Labels: bombs, Gordon Brown, Lily Allen, strike
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Brown Brings Bad Bonanza
Gordon Brown's tenure as Prime Minister got off to a bad start today as Tim Henman lost out at Wimbledon and the Spice Girls announced a reunion tour. England are expected to lose the first Twenty20 International against the West Indies later and heavy rain is forecast for the weekend prompting fear of more floods.
Labels: cricket, Gordon Brown, Henman, lose, rain, Spice Girls
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Brown Future
Gordon Brown finally entered Number 10 on a huge wave of apathy from the country. Mr.Brown, Prime Minister by stealth, walked barely unnoticed by the world's media and public at large to take his reigns on a job that almost no one was bothered by. His first act as PM was to lose his Scottish accent.
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Freedom For All Says Brown
Gordon Brown, who is not yet Prime Minister, has promised to protect civil liberties by jailing anyone who tries to defend them. In an speech made this morning while no one was watching, the soon to be but not quite there yet Premiere announced a series of measures that would 'secure Britain from any sense of freedom and democracy whilst maintaining a feeling of freedom and security'. These include arresting and detaining anyone for any length of time, keeping information on anyone through any means and following anyone at any time and also all their friends. Civil liberties campaigners said that it was in the nation's interests that Gordon should be able to do what he wants.
