Wednesday, May 09, 2007
'I Am Risen' Says Paris
Paris Hilton has shocked the world by endorsing a web site claiming she is the daughter of God and the rightful heir to the Heavenly Throne. The site, not created by Paris Hilton, also portrays Paris as 'sexier than Mother Theresa' and 'more alive than Princess Diana', but it is her apparent relationship with God and Jesus that has angered religious leaders around the world. In a statement on the website, which was in no way made by Hilton to publicise her lack of dignity in the public gaze, she added that 'I guess with Jesus being my brother and, like, God as my dad I can only, you know, do good in the world and deliver people from their dull, predictable and miserable pathetic lives, or whatever.'
Labels: God, insane, Mother Theresa, Paris Hilton
Monday, February 26, 2007
Oscars for King and Queen
Helen Mirren has downplayed her Oscar winning portrayal of Queen Elizabeth II by saying that it was the Queen people fell in love with and not her acting. Forest Whitaker was also very humble after winning the Best Actor Oscar for his portrayal of Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland. 'I think people fell in love with Idi Amin,' said Forest in an interview after the ceremony, 'I could only portray the murderous dictator as best I could but I think the spirit of the insane, paranoid but ultimately lovable Amin shone through. I think anyone who was touched by his years in power will understand that.'
Labels: Forest Whitaker, Helen Mirren, Idi Amin, insane, lovable, The Queen
