Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Brown For Brown
Gordon Brown put the brakes on the 'super casino' development in Manchester saying that it was 'too much fun'. The casino, which was to be big and full of people, got the green light under Tony Blair, but has been given the red light under Brown. In other news, Mr. Brown also proposed building millions of houses on green land, turning the country into brown. Asked about the proposals the prime minister said 'I like brown.'
Labels: brown, casino, Gordon Brown, green, red, Tony Blair
Monday, July 09, 2007
Campbell in a Soup
Alistair Campbell today released the best political book ever, according to Alistair Campbell. 'It's a 'tour de force',' said Mr. Campbell at a press conference for himself earlier. 'How anyone can possibly think this is a book no one can not read is an undeniable fact that justifies everything I have said and done,' he continued. After several negative reviews, the former spin doctor denied the book was dull an uninteresting saying that it was 'bright and entrancing'.
Labels: Alistair Campbell, book, rinse, rubbish, spin
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Brown Proposals
As Wimbledon struggles against the rain, a mother gives birth to her daughter's baby, the BBC are told their programmes are rubbish and George Bush gets Pete Doherty out of jail, Gordon Brown sets out proposals to prevent people ignoring his proposals. 'I will be the Prime Minister of change and -' said the Prime Minister.
Labels: birth, Bush, Gordon Brown, Pete Doherty, Wimbledon
Monday, July 02, 2007
Rushide in Brown Split
Satanic Verses author Salman Rushdie is to divorce for the fourth time, citing Gordon Brown's Prime Minister-ship as the reason. 'I've been so depressed since Gordon Brown took over as leader of this country I've been finding it hard to continue my marriage in any conceivable way. Although my life has been threatened by the entire Islamic world and my knighthood sparked riots and burning of effigies, I just can't console myself to the fact that I feel so uninspired by the current government. That's why I got divorced,' said the author earlier.
Labels: depressed, Gordon Brown, Salman Rushdie
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Brown Buggered by Burning Bombs
Gordon Brown's miserable start as Prime Minister continued this weekend as terrorists attacked Glasgow airport, another car bomb was found in London, flood waters remained high and Sir Elton John opened the Concert For Diana at Wembley Stadium. Mr.Brown is expected to appoint a Minister for Misery on Monday to alleviate gloom.
Labels: bombs, Elton John, Gordon Brown, misery
Friday, June 29, 2007
Bad Brown Bombs
Further disruptions delayed Gordon Brown's attempts to start a government and threatened to derail the constitution. A car bomb in London, the first postal strike for eleven years and Lily Allen questioned by police over an alleged assault all mar the second day of Mr.Brown's time as Prime Minister. It is believed bad news will continue for the foreseeable future.
Labels: bombs, Gordon Brown, Lily Allen, strike
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Brown Brings Bad Bonanza
Gordon Brown's tenure as Prime Minister got off to a bad start today as Tim Henman lost out at Wimbledon and the Spice Girls announced a reunion tour. England are expected to lose the first Twenty20 International against the West Indies later and heavy rain is forecast for the weekend prompting fear of more floods.
Labels: cricket, Gordon Brown, Henman, lose, rain, Spice Girls
